Total Medals Earned: 116 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,815 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/30 points)
Find Love in Metropolis City
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Prove Your Spirit in Kenican Jungle
Explore The Unexplored in Campbell Caves
THE journey ends. YOUR journey begins.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/240 points)
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/37 (5/495 points)
Finish the opening tutorial.
Watch all the cutscenes.
Find the Space Helmet.
Level 3-1: Get over 10100 points!
Anybody who has this medal is a TOTAL BADASS!
Find the first piece of hidden bonus art.
Find the cowboy hat.
Finish a swimming level.
Level 6-1: Get over 8700 points!
Brutally beat the crap out of Truff and take no damage in the process.
Kill 15 robots.
Complete the "Missile Mania" level in Sunshine Plains.
Beat every level in Jazela Galaxy.
Die 20 times.
Level 1-1: Get over 9656 points!
Level 2-2: Get over 14600 points!
Die from falling upwards.
Play a multiplayer mode.
Kill Polypiscis without taking any damage.
Level 4-1: Get over 9100 points!
Collect all the gears in Sun Station Level 1.
Level 8-1: Get over 9300 points!
Level 7-3: Get over 2000 points!
Level 2-3: Get over 3000 points!
Level 8-2: Get over 10730 points!
Level 7-1: Get over 9500 points!
Level 10-1: Get over 7800 points!
Level 2-1: Get over 9500 points!
Beat every level in Radion Galaxy.
Level 6-1: Get over 8600 points!
Beat every level in Black Hole Paradise.
Collect all 9 hats. Also, congrats, this is quite tough to do.
Complete "The Parliament" without losing any health.
Collect all 12 bonus artwork pieces. This could take a while...
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/350 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Unlock the Play Tips power
Reach Evila
Complete all the trials
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
be l33t and score over 50k
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/315 points)
killed 300 zombies.
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Killed 100 zombies.
Finished the game on "Overdosed".
Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Finished the game.
Maxed a weapon.
Found the better combination.
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
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Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 5/21 (45/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Put em up.
Treat her like a lady.
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!